bellingham 11.08.08

Boyfriend: There is! There is totally a Vitamin K.
Girlfriend: All right! Fine!! There's a FUCKING Vitamin K!!

~WWU

10.11.2008

Girl, walking past REPENT-sign-holders and yelling: Jesus is my gay best friend!!!!
~4th and Pike

7.28.08

Man to friend: But Patrick Swayze is a hero, and the Taliban is evil....
~2nd & Pike, Downtown Seattle

2.21.08

Guy #1: So then you'll find out if you've been naughty...or nice...
Guy #2: The "second coming"?
~25th St., B-ham.

olympia 1.24.08

Bus driver: Anybody know how to get to Tacoma?
~southbound greyhound

Passenger: I'm not computer orientated....

Drunk Art Walker: If you're gonna talk shit, you better bring it, like Iggy and the Stooges!
~WestSide Arts Walk

bellingham, 1.23.08

Overenthusiastic young WTA driver, over loudspeaker: Please no talking on the bus.
Western students: [stunned silence.]
Bus driver: Just kidding. I've always wanted to say that.
~Route 107

WTA driver, after almost missing last stop: [to self] Ok, visualize the stop. You can do this.
~Route 105

Guy on cell phone: The red dog is approaching the chicken coop....
~WKSRC

5. Jan. 2007

Teen girl: Awwwwwwww!!!! He txted me back and said "all right see ya"!!!

~Victoria's Secret, Redmond Town Center